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Wild Coronation
St. Boy
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There was a wild Coronation St. boy
Jack Duckworth was his name.
He was born and raised on ITV
In a place called Weatherfield.
He was his Vera`s only pride
His Vera`s only Joy,
And dearly did the Rovers love
That Wild Coronation St. Boy.
At the later time of 9:15 he left his native zone
The European cup final was in to extra time
He had a part in Neighbours
And starred in Home and Away,
Oh a terror to Australia was
That Wild Coronation St. Boy.
One morning on the outback as Jack he rode along
Rehearsing for his next L.P.
A Kenny Rodgers Song.
Out stepped three mouldy old streeties
Derek, Mavis and Alec Gilroy,
They All set out to capture him
That Wild Coronation St. Boy.
Surrender now Jack Duckworth for you are 3 to 1
Surrender up your Rovers claim
Your days as a landlord are done.
He stuck a plaster on his specs
And proudly waved them high,
I`ll fight I`ll not surrender
Said the Wild Coronation St. Boy.
He fired a shot at Derek
Which laid him in the ground,
(Good Riddance)
But turning then to Mavis
He recieved a fatal frown.
A bullet pierced his proud young heart
From the pistol of Alec Gilroy,
And that`s the way they wrote him out
That Wild Coronation St. Boy.