Good Evening and welcome to Guy/Fox Talk Bollocks.

Tonight we`ll be talking bollocks with top Gonad Geneticist

Dr Happysacks from the Institute of Testicular Research,

We`ll meet Andrew Brownsword, Chocolate packer from Bell End

Who has Grown a fully functioning plum on the back of His Pet Rabbit.

Also Congleton. Why do so many Freak Gonad related accidents Occur,

As well as our regular feature for Eunuchs, "Life without Knackers"